College and other ordinary things

"Let Colin get your temperature blazing with his brave heroic service. Undress him with a flick of your wrist and see his willingness to take risks in hot places."

Who would think that this is the description on the side of a lipgloss? NO ONE! Which is what makes Urban Decay GENIUS! Every college girl needs one of these glosses, and I will be getting one the second I can make a trip to Sephora!

This amazingly brilliant gloss is called Pocket Rocket Lipgloss. And I think that all of you 0ver 18 know what makes this marketing strategy so fantastic. Every gloss has a different shade, shimmer content, and opacity. Each tube is flat so that it fits perfectly into your pocket without any unsightly bulges, and each is coated with man attracting pheromones that are released with a stroke of your hand. The caps, well those you'll just have to see for yourself. Personally, I think that my favorite might be Eric. Or Colin.

Those are just 2 of the men you have to choose from though. There are also:
-Timothy
-David
-Doug
-James
-Jesse
-Julio
-Kirk
-and Max

Check them out at the link below and then tell me that the people at Urban Decay are not totally brilliant.

http://www.urbandecay.com/products/Colin.cfm#prodStart