College and other ordinary things

What the eff Big Ben?
I mean really?
Did you have to go and show your ass like that in public?
Even if you didn't do what they said you did, you did something to piss that chick off ROYALLY. So why? I mean, 6 Games Ben, 6 freakin' games!!

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Sorry about that outburst. I really don't think that you did it Ben, it still pisses me off though.
Okay, now they're talking about trading. huh? Art says that they're not talking about it now, which leads me to believe that he's trying to cover something up. This. Sucks.

Alright, I'm about to show my weird conflicting interests. First I'm going to talk about makeup. Then my favorite sport. Yeah, you'll see.

As you all know I am going to Disney World in 21 days. (squeeeeeee!) And while I'm excited about that for multiple reasons, one of the big ones is that Rebecca (my bff whom I am going to visit) is taking me shopping while I'm down there. And Orlando is a big city. Which means..dun dun dunnnnn...SEPHORA!! I need Urban Decay right now. So bad.

I've gotten some new stuff at Victoria's Secret lately, but I still want more. I decided to try out their eyeshadow primer, but it applied very wet and made my eyes feel a little oily, so I'll still be getting some of that at Sephora, I L-O-V-E Urban Decay's Primer Potion. As for VS though, I love my lipsticks from there, they all apply wonderfully and don't bleed. The new collection that they have out is definitely worth a look as well. It's called Jungle something-or-other and it's amazing. The products are all mineral products and the color payout is fantastic, especially for the Jungle Heat palate. I bought that one, so I know. What really impresses me though is the fact that they have a lipgloss with spf 15. I bought it specifically for that reason. haha

The main reason that I want to pay a visit to Sephora though, as I mentioned before, is that I'm all out of primer potion, and they have it in this kick ass new color (which is ONLY available at Sephora) that I think I have to have. It's called Eden, and It's going to be amazing for summer. I mean, he word "tawny" is in the description on Sephora's website. How much more awesome can it get? I think that getting that, the primer box set, a pocket rocket lipgloss (see one of my previous posts for the deets on that little nugget) and an eyeshadow or 2 will subdue the urge to shop so much. I might even check out some of the Lancome products that Michelle Phan uses. :) I will most definitely update when I get back with pictures and deets on what I actually get.

**Now, on to the polar opposite of makeup.**

My favorite sport is MMA. For those of you out there who don't know what that stands for, get with the program. Mixed Martial Arts is the fastest growing sport out there right now, and for good reason. It's an amazing sport that takes tons of dedication and years of training to compete in. The fights are a one-on-one battle, so you get a level of excitement from it that you can't from team sports - no not even football. Check out the UFC's website for any more information on rules, training, or fighters.

Anyways, tonight I registered for a contest that it's basically impossible for me to win, but that would totally make me piss myself if I did. If you win, you get round trip tickets to Vegas, front row seats to UFC 116, and you get to hang out with Dana White (the president of the UFC) who is just fuckin' awesome. You also get to meet the ring girls, but I don't give a flying fuck about that. I'm an 18 year old girl who watches the fights with her dad, I mean, really?

I've been trying to get my dad to take me to a UFC event for a couple of years, and we looked at tickets when they were fighting in Memphis (or maybe Nashville, I honestly can't remember right now) back during the summer, we just didn't have the money to do it, so being able to go to this fight would make my YEAR 9even though dad says that if I do win, he's sending me and my brother because he thinks it'd be awesome for us to get to go). If I don't win (which is basically %100 going to happen) then I'll just try to get tickets to an event (UFC or WEC) that's close to home.

The whole reason that I'm blogging though is because this weekend is a big one for the WEC (a sister organization to the UFC). The featherweight title is on the line, and Dana White has called it "if not the fight of the year, then a definite candidate". (You can check out his youtube video here) It's going to be amazing. The featherweights are always fun to watch because they're "speedy little bastards" as my dad and I like to say, but this time is going to be even better. Urijah Faber is fighting Jose Aldo for the belt, in the WEC's first ever ppv match. The Arco Arena (where the fight is being held) will be sold out, and I can say that if I had the ppv option on my tv, I'd be watching the fight live from my very own living room.

I can't wait to see the results and find out who the champ will be. Hopefully I can find a nice live blog to read along the way like I did when GSP fought Dan Hardy and spanked his narcissistic little ass. ;) At least when I finally move away from home for college, I'll already be used to not seeing the ppv. Or I could just make friends with a bunch of dudes on campus and crash with them when the fights are on.

"Let Colin get your temperature blazing with his brave heroic service. Undress him with a flick of your wrist and see his willingness to take risks in hot places."

Who would think that this is the description on the side of a lipgloss? NO ONE! Which is what makes Urban Decay GENIUS! Every college girl needs one of these glosses, and I will be getting one the second I can make a trip to Sephora!

This amazingly brilliant gloss is called Pocket Rocket Lipgloss. And I think that all of you 0ver 18 know what makes this marketing strategy so fantastic. Every gloss has a different shade, shimmer content, and opacity. Each tube is flat so that it fits perfectly into your pocket without any unsightly bulges, and each is coated with man attracting pheromones that are released with a stroke of your hand. The caps, well those you'll just have to see for yourself. Personally, I think that my favorite might be Eric. Or Colin.

Those are just 2 of the men you have to choose from though. There are also:
-Timothy
-David
-Doug
-James
-Jesse
-Julio
-Kirk
-and Max

Check them out at the link below and then tell me that the people at Urban Decay are not totally brilliant.

http://www.urbandecay.com/products/Colin.cfm#prodStart

Today is day 2 of my tooth ordeal. Yesterday, I had all 4 of my wisdom teeth cut out, and I have to say that now more than ever, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND why anyone would want to be addicted to pain medication. From what I can tell, there's no rush. You just sleep. Forever. Which makes me haven even less respect for those idiots who choose to be addicts than I had 2 days ago.

What has led me to this revolution is my sleeping schedule.
Yesterday, we got home at about 12 after picking up a milkshake and my pain prescription. I took one of my pain pills and slept from 12 to 4 nonstop. My mom had to change my ice face wrap every 30 minutes and I would just lay there while she did it.
After I woke up at 4 I took another pill and then felt sleepy, hot, and a little sick to my stomach for the rest of the night. Then at about 10:30, you guess it, another pill. This time it knocked me on my ass and I slept very close to 12 hours with a short break in the middle for another pill and a new ice pack.
I have just taken my 5th pain pill and as soon as I finish this blog, plan on going straight back to sleep. My mom just got home, so she can bring me my ice pack. But, as it goes right now, I'm off to dreamland. Actually it's more like coma-land because I don't remember having any dreams at all yesterday. :P

Well maybe I'm not beautiful or dirty, but right now I feel rich. I have over $500 in my checking account, and for someone who's balance was 8 bucks and some change about 2 months ago, that's a big freakin' step!

I am now confident in my ability to pay for those things that I want RIGHT NOW without having to ask my parents. YES! My first step towards being my own independent person! Too bad I'm going to have to be dependent (and probably whiny) all day Friday and Saturday.

You see, on Friday at 10:15 in the morning, I will be put under heavy anesthesia and all 4 of my wisdom teeth will be forcefully removed from my mouth. I am expecting quite a bit of pain, swelling, and not much remembering. I am hopeful that my mental abilities will be strong enough to keep rational thought close at hand as the drugs start to wear off so that I don't make a fool of myself, since I just have a gut feeling that that will happen. I will most definitely be blogging about the whole experience so that the 0 people who read this will know that I am safe, well, and not experiencing any harsh side affects.

But on a lighter note, there are only 29 more days till I leave for Disney World! Whoo!! :D